Dan's Underpant

As Cuecas do Dan

Dan's Underpant

Nós todos descemos pra Nova Délhi,We all went down New Delih,
Comemos curry demais e nossas barrigas doem.We had too much curry and aching bellies.
O Peter ficou enjoado e vomitou no chão,Peter got gut rot and puked on the floor,
Stez Styx batendo na porta do banheiro.Stez Styx banging on shithouse door.
Eu digo, vamos lá, rapazes, terminem seu pato de Bombaim,I says, come on lads and finish your Bombay duck,
Vamos encontrar umas garotas que nos deem um Alka-Seltzer decente.We're going to find some girls who'll give us a decent Alkaselzer.
Agora o Dan disse que conhecia uma festa, então dirigimos pra lá,Now Dan said he knew of this party, so we drove over there,
Arrotando e peidando.Belching and farting.
Stez pegou algumas latas de cerveja,Stez nicked some cans of beer,
E o Dan se cagou, ele estava com diarreia.And Dan shat himself, he had diarheoa.
Ele disse: "Oh, rapazes, não é divertido dançar."He said "Oh lads, it's no fun to dance."
E subiu pra trocar de cueca.And he goes upstairs to change his underpants.
Agora ele abre a janela, limpa a bunda,Now he opens the window, wipes his ass,
E joga as cuecas sujas na grama.And throws the offending bags on the grass.
Ele grita: "Todo mundo vem ver isso,He shouts "everybody come and look at this,
Elas estão manchadas de merda e de xixi,They're streaked with shit and they're stained with piss,
Mas não olhem pra mim, não são minhas, porra."But don't look at me, they're not fucking mine."
Mas a mamãe amorosa dele tinha costurado o nome dele lá dentro.But his loving mum had sewn his fucking name inside.