Skanouska
Igor was a boy from Wladiwostok,
Skanouska was the girl on his mind.
He always did his best to attract her attention,
but it seemed as if Skanouska was blind.
He swam the Wolga nude with minus 20 degrees,
he climbed the Kaukasus on his two bare knees.
But Skanouska made love with all the other boys,
'cause for her they were all much better toys.
One day Igor found Skanouska messin' around,
she was playing with Igor's best mate.
He was frustrated 'cause he wanted to show her his dung,
that he saved for weeks in a box with a gate.
So Igor grabbed his knife and cut his friend in two,
and after him all the others of Skanouska's crew.
Now Igor was happy and he wanted nothing more,
but Skanouska was crying 'cause Igor was a bore.
Skanouska
Igor era um garoto de Vladivostok,
Skanouska era a garota que não saía da sua cabeça.
Ele sempre dava o melhor de si pra chamar a atenção dela,
mas parecia que Skanouska era cega.
Ele nadou no Volga nu com menos 20 graus,
e subiu o Cáucaso de joelhos, sem calças.
Mas Skanouska transava com todos os outros caras,
pra ela, eles eram brinquedos muito melhores.
Um dia Igor encontrou Skanouska se divertindo,
elas estavam brincando com o melhor amigo dele.
Ele ficou frustrado porque queria mostrar a ela seu trono,
que ele guardou por semanas numa caixa com portão.
Então Igor pegou sua faca e cortou seu amigo ao meio,
e depois dele, todos os outros do grupo da Skanouska.
Agora Igor estava feliz e não queria mais nada,
mas Skanouska estava chorando porque Igor era chato.