Esperando Pelitos

Waiting for Little Hairs

Esperando Pelitos

My grandfatherMi abuelo
Has hairTiene pelo
Everywhere (everywhere)Por donde quiera (por donde quiera)

My uncle PedroMi tío Pedro
He leaves hairÉl deja pelo
In the tub (and clogs the drain)En la bañera (y tapa la bañera)

My cousin Chiqui (Chiqui)Mi prima Chiqui (Chiqui)
In her bikini (Kiki)En su bikini (Kiki)
Hair pokes out, it looks like springtimeLa sale pelo, parece primavera

And I stay (stay)Y yo me quedo (quedo)
Before my mirror (but)Ante mi espejo (pero)
ImaginingImaginando
What I don't seeLo que no veo

Here waiting for little hairsAquí esperando pelitos
Below my belly buttonDebajo del ombligo
NeverJamás
Here waiting for little hairsAquí esperando pelitos
In my own nestEn mi propio nido
NeverJamás

Oh my God when will it get here?Ay Dios mío cuando viene
Almost the whole world has itCasi todo el mundo tiene
I check below my penisYa yo quiero debajo del pene
I only find my little eggsSolo encuentro mis huevitos
Waiting for little hairsEsperando pelitos
Here in my little roomAquí en mi cuartito
Little hairPelito
Tell me when you will arriveDime cuando llegarás

hey, hey hey, hey hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Finally I arrivedPor fin llegué
And I bring the partyY traigo la fiesta
Like an astronaut on the MoonComo astronauta en la Luna
Here in virgin territoryAquí en territorio virgen
And I bring good fortuneY trago la buena fortuna
Snake in the garden of EdenCulebra en el gold no piden

In the Garden of EdenEn el jardín de Eden
The first little gift in BethlehemEl primer regalito en Belen
Oh my goodness, poor thingAy Dios mío bendito
Checking his peepee and the little eggs can be seenChequeando el pipi los huevitos chiquitos se ven

Now innocence endsAhora termina la inocencia
(The party begins)(Que empieza la fiesta)
There comes the evidenceYa por ahí viene la evidencia
(The party begins)(Que empieza la fiesta)

Hair downPelo pa abajo
Hair upPelo pa arriba
Hair on the chestPelo en el pecho
Hair on the bellyPelo en la pipa
Hair for free, no fee paidPelo de gratis no pague tarifa
Pelo el Pelé, he plays in FIFAPelo lo Pele el huega la FIFA
And I am the curly hairY yo soy el pelo curveao
That grows next to the left titQue viene al lado de la teta izquierda
And I am the prettiest hairY yo soy el pelo más chulo
That comes out of the butt, that catches the crapQue sale del culo, que atrapa la mierda

And I am the straight hairY yo soy el pelo parao
On your unibrow, super long and uglyEn tu super ceja larguisimo y feo
And we are the hair of the perineumY somos el pelo del perineo
But we always smell like fartPero siempre olemos a peo

Look at this little guyMira a este chamaquito
He already looks like a little man (now innocence ends)Ya parece hombrecito (ahora termina la inocencia)
Look at this little guyMira a este chamaquito
He already looks like a little man (now adolescence begins)Ya parece hombrecito (ahora empieza la adolescencia)

Oh my God when will it get here?Ay Dios mío cuando viene
Almost the whole world has itCasi todo el mundo tiene
I check below my penisYo chequeo debajo el pene
Waiting for little hairsEsperando pelitos
Here in my little roomAquí en mi cuartito
Little hairPelito
When will you arriveCuando llegarás