Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas

Now, I know all, you all don't know who I is
Because I just got here today
My hometown is a little town
Way down dixie way
Now, everybody down there from miles around
All calls me by my name
Now that up here
In your big city
I sure wish you'd all do the same
Because I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas
And you oughtta see me do my stuff
Why, I'm a clean cut fella
From horner's corner
Ooh, you oughtta see me strut
I'm a paper cuttin' cutie
Got a gal called, Katy
She's a little, heavy lady
And I call her baby
I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas
And you oughtta see me do my stuff
Yes, a ding dong daddy from dumas
And you oughtta see me do my stuff
I'm a ping pong papa from pitchfork prairie
Oughtta see me strut

I'm a ding dong daddy
Got a whiz bang mama
She's a bear creek baby
And a whompus kitty

Just a ding dong daddy from dumas
Ooh, you oughtta see me do my stuff
I'm a cornpone popper
And an apple knocker
You oughtta see me strut
I'm a momma lovin' man
And I just left Mary
She's a big blonde baby
From peanut prairie
I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas
And you oughtta see me do my stuff

Just a rinky dinky daddy from the dumas
Who you'll see me doin' my stuff
I'm a peach pie papa
From Jackson's holla
Ah, you oughtta see me strut
I'm a honey drippin' daddy
Got a hard-hearted baby
She's a sheep shakin' sheba
And hallelujah!
I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas
And you oughtta see me strut!