Freeze Dried Man

Homem Liofilizado

Freeze Dried Man

Jeffrey Dahmer queria um homem liofilizadoJeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man
Pra poder fazer as coisas que gostava de novo e de novoSo he could do things he enjoyed again and again
Jeff disse que ia acariciar, esfregar e ficar com seu homem liofilizadoJeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man
E posar pra fotos se fosse flexível, com sua Polaroid na mãoAnd pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand

Jeffrey tinha um planoJeffrey had a plan
De liofilizar um homemTo freeze dry a man
Mas o aparelho custava trinta milBut the device was thirty grand
Então a ideia foi logo descartadaSo the thought was quickly canned

Ele foi ao taxidermista pra perguntar como liofilizar um homemHe went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man
Disse que era pra um coelho, mas isso era só uma mentiraHe told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie
Na verdade, Jeffrey queria liofilizar um homemInstead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man
Mas o aparelho custava trinta mil, então a ideia foi logo descartadaBut the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned

Jeffrey tinha um planoJeffrey had a plan
De liofilizar um homemTo freeze dry a man
Mas o aparelho custava trinta milBut the device was thirty grand
Então a ideia foi logo descartadaSo the thought was quickly canned