On the bright side, we all die one day
So I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Wanna toast to the bad times
Because the good ones are less likely

Today I went online
Apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab
And that's where I'm goin', so come find me

(Okay) I got possessed and created a mess
(Okay) I got regrets that I'm tryna forget
(Okay) I'm taking uppers just to even me out
(Okay) I just got a nosebleed on the couch

I tried to quit it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
But I didn't (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Thought I was finished (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still living (yeah, yeah, yeah)

On the bright side, we all die one day
So I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Let's toast to the bad times
Because the good ones are less likely

Today I went online
Apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab
And that's where I'm goin', so come find me

(Okay) we had sex on the hotel steps
(Okay) I took a line that I drew on the desk
My girl found out and kicked me out of the house
I can't kick the habit, I want more of it now

I tried to quit it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
But I didn't (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Thought I was finished (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still living (yeah, yeah, yeah)

On the bright side, we all die one day
So I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Let's toast to the bad times
Because the good ones are less likely

Today I went online
Apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab
And that's where I'm goin', so come find me

All my outfits are stained in red
Take your pain, hurt myself instead
All my outfits are stained in red
Take your pain, hurt myself instead

On the bright side, we all die one day
So I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Wanna toast to the bad times
Because the good ones are less likely

Today I went online
Apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab
And that's where I'm goin', so come find me