Asgore Runs Over Dess

Driving in my car
Right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour

Little do you know
I filled up on gas
I'ma get your fountain making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're outta luck
Truck!

Gears to my right, beer in my left hand
Leaving my seventh red light in the past
Sorry, Miss Undyne, I don't yield to signs
The king has come to drive

Tires burning rubber, skidding off the ground
Breaking all laws known to monsterkind
I don't give a fuck, I won't slow down
Soon you will fall behind

Cracking a cold one with my steering wheel
Flashing my headlights, just to see you scream
When against my chariot, you'd better kneel
For the king's blowing steam

Engine roaring loud, diesel in my veins
Swerved into the curb, the end has only pain
Foot is on the gas, no mercy for the deer
My windshield is turning red

Oh, I still had a six-pack left to down
But you're already gone

I hope Toriel won't divorce my sorry ass
For running over this stupid deer
With two tons of pure Bergentrück
Truck!