The Three Songs
Oh there once was a man
Who was looking for a wife
And he knew what he had in mind:
A pretty little thing
That would love him all his life.
He knew not what he would find.
So he went to an inn
And they kindly let him in
At the sign of the Lion's Den.
A girl he would see;
She was probably a three
On a scale from one to ten.
So he ordered him a beer;
But his vision still was clear
So he ordered up one pint more.
When it past his lips
He was staring at her hips,
And decided she was probably a four.
Well, when that pint was through
He decided for to woo
And near to her he came.
And since she was alive
She was probably a five,
So he asked her for her name.
Well, she looked him in the eye
But she gave him no reply
And they brought him a glass of wine.
He was really in a fix;
she was looking like a six,
And he said, "Will you be mine?"
After drink eleven
She was looking like a seven.
In fact, she was really great.
After one more round,
Surprisingly he found
He was sitting with an eight.
When he asked her to dine
He was sure she was a nine
So he reached for his ring, and then
He drank another ale,
Thought his love would never fail,
And he praised her as a ten.
So, now he has a wife
Who will love him all his life
And a long life it will be.
When the ale had cleared his head
He wished that he was dead
Cause he married a minus three.
As Três Canções
Oh, havia uma vez um cara
Que estava procurando uma esposa
E ele sabia o que queria:
Uma coisinha bonita
Que o amasse a vida inteira.
Ele não sabia o que ia encontrar.
Então ele foi a uma pousada
E eles o deixaram entrar
Na placa da Toca do Leão.
Uma garota ele veria;
Ela provavelmente era um três
Em uma escala de um a dez.
Então ele pediu uma cerveja;
Mas sua visão ainda estava clara
Então pediu mais um pint.
Quando passou pelos lábios
Ele estava olhando para os quadris dela,
E decidiu que ela era provavelmente um quatro.
Bem, quando aquele pint acabou
Ele decidiu que ia conquistar
E perto dela ele se aproximou.
E como ela estava viva
Ela provavelmente era um cinco,
Então ele perguntou o nome dela.
Bem, ela olhou nos olhos dele
Mas não deu resposta
E trouxeram um copo de vinho.
Ele estava realmente em apuros;
Ela parecia uma seis,
e ele disse: "Você vai ser minha?"
Depois de onze drinks
Ela parecia uma sete.
Na verdade, ela era realmente incrível.
Depois de mais uma rodada,
Surpreendentemente ele descobriu
Que estava sentado com uma oito.
Quando ele a convidou para jantar
Ele tinha certeza que ela era uma nove
Então ele pegou seu anel, e então
Ele bebeu mais uma cerveja,
Pensou que seu amor nunca falharia,
e a elogiou como uma dez.
Então, agora ele tem uma esposa
Que o amará a vida inteira
E será uma longa vida.
Quando a cerveja clareou sua mente
Ele desejou estar morto
Porque ele se casou com uma menos três.