All of humanity is being annihilated
At the cusp of blatant extinction
And somewhere out there is a distinct demographic
Of the population with their minds in the extraterrestrial gutter

While every person on planet Earth is being slaughtered
In ways previously unbeknownst to man
There's bound to be at least one person
Looking at their captors with insatiable lust for the beyond

Someone is out there fantasizing of laying pipeline
To these three-titted, tentacled beasts of unnatural sound

Slaughter me, daddy
And enslave me, mommy
The horniness of humans know no earthly bounds
Someone is out there
Looking at these carnal abominations and saying
I wanna hit that
Somebody is saying
(Let me in I'm tryna-)

Fuck, slam, pound, breed
Smash, dick down
Bang, bed, hump, jazz
Get it on and get some ass
Get intimate, get laid
Get jiggy wit it, get slayed

Afternoon delight with a creature of the night
Attacking the pink fortress of a woman with unearthly forces
Shag, bonk, make alien love
Fuck it give me all the above

If you really sit and think about it
Xenomorphic breeding and creature-fucking
Does seem like the most normal thing to think about
During an interplanetary assault and destruction
Of your entire fellow human race anyway, I guess
Call it a coping mechanism
But I would rather die between the thighs of an alien goddess
Than in the dirt riddled with lead

Who gives a fuck?
We're all gonna die
Let's snag a couple bodies on our way out
And take some alien whores to intergalactic pound town