Upset Strip

I met Dorothy on a bus, I tried to show her the way
I had those wonderful pamphlets, personally written by our leader, Robert Squelch
But she didn't understand!
She called me a wicked old witch!
From Lemon county

(Free press, get your free press)
(Hey get your free press!)
(Get your sound from underground)
(Free press!)

[Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom]
Get the word, get the straight word
General Westmoreland trades in his dog tags, for love beads

[Goodie Witch - Jadine Vaughan]
I'm a goodie and tasty witch
I told Dorothy Upset Strip wasn't the place where it was at
There was so many sirens and police whistles
You couldn't hear the bongos and guitars anymore!

[Dorothy]
She told me to find the Wozard of Iz
'Cause if I found out where the wiz was
I'd know where it was at

[Goodie Witch]
I told her to stay away from the Yellow-Green Road