Funny Papers
Dont't laugh the paper said
cause soon he'll be dead
the paper said today
the band would in fact play
after cancelling their show
doctors had discovered
deep down inside the drummer
a somewhat large malignant growth
it was testicular cancer
the paper had all the answers
they really seemed to have a ball
cause cancer's funny after all
the paper said today
they diagnosed too late
the prognosis seemed mighty slim
but don't you think it's funny
cause it's his balls and not his tummy
our prayers are with him
the paper said today
Papéis Engraçados
Não ria, dizia o jornal
pois logo ele vai pro além
o jornal disse hoje
que a banda ia tocar, sim
após cancelar o show
os médicos descobriram
bem lá no fundo do batera
um crescimento maligno, bem grande
era câncer testicular
o jornal tinha todas as respostas
parecia que estavam se divertindo
pois câncer é engraçado, afinal
o jornal disse hoje
diagnosticaram tarde demais
a previsão parecia bem ruim
mas você não acha engraçado
pois são as bolas dele e não a barriga
nossas orações estão com ele
o jornal disse hoje