Johnny Booger

Johnny Narizinho

Johnny Booger

O velho Johnny Narizinho vivia sozinhoOld Johnny Booger he lived by himself
Enquanto tinha saúde, tudo ia bemas long as he did have his health
Johnny adoeceu e arrumou uma esposaJohnny fell ill and took himself a wife
Pra cuidar dele pelo resto da vidafor to look after him for the rest of his life

Agora a velha Dona Narizinho tinha uma perna ruimNow old Mrs Booger she had a bad leg
O médico mandou ela pra camathe doctor ordered her to bed
Dizendo Johnny, se você quer ver sua esposa bem de novoSaying Johnny if you want to see your wife well again
Tem que esfregar a perna esquerda dela com ginYou got to rub your wife's left leg with Gin

Eu acredito, eu vou acreditarI do believe, I will believe
O velho Johnny Narizinho era um cara alegre e um narizinho ele eraOld Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
Eu acredito, eu vou acreditarI do believe, I will believe
O velho Johnny Narizinho era um cara alegre e um narizinho ele eraOld Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he

Agora o velho Johnny Narizinho achava que era pecadoNow old Johnny Booger he thought it was a sin
Esfregar a perna esquerda da esposa com ginto rub his wife's left leg with Gin
Então ele pega o gin e joga goela abaixoSo he grabs the Gin and throws it down his throttle
E esfrega a perna esquerda da esposa com a garrafaand he rub's his wife's left leg with the bottle

Eu acredito, eu vou acreditarI do believe, I will believe
O velho Johnny Narizinho era um cara alegre e um narizinho ele eraOld Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
Eu acredito, eu vou acreditarI do believe, I will believe
O velho Johnny Narizinho era um cara alegre e um narizinho ele eraOld Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he

O velho Johnny Narizinho saiu pra dar uma volta um diaOld Johnny Booger went-a-walking one day
Caminhando até o rio onde ele acabou se perdendodown to the river where he happened to stray
Johnny caiu na água e começou a gritarJohnny fell in and he started for a shout
Mas não tinha ninguém pra puxar o narizinho pra forabut there was no booger there for to pull the booger out

Agora Deus fez as abelhas e as abelhas fizeram melNow God made bee's and bee's made honey
Deus fez o homem, e o homem fez dinheiroGod made man, and man made money
Deus fez o diabo e o diabo fez o pecadoGod made the devil and the devil made sin
Deus fez o diabo e o diabo fez o pecadoGod made the devil and the devil made sin
Deus fez o diabo e o diabo fez o pecadoGod made the devil and the devil made sin
Mas tiveram que cavar um buraco pra colocar o narizinho lá dentroBut they had to dig a hole for to put the booger in

Eu acredito, eu vou acreditarI do believe, I will believe
O velho Johnny Narizinho era um cara alegre e um narizinho ele eraOld Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
Eu acredito, eu vou acreditarI do believe, I will believe
O velho Johnny Narizinho era um cara alegre e um narizinho ele eraOld Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he