Deadly Christmas
(We're not lucky even at Christmas)
It was supposed to be a merry Christmas
But everything went wrong from the start
The turkey was burned, the tree was falling
And the snowstorm was separating us
We try to make the best of the situation
But the troubles kept piling up on us
The power went out, the pipes froze
And the songs turned into confusion
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope it all ends soon
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope we can get through
We thought we might find some joy in the gifts
But they weren't what we expected
The sweater itched, the perfume stank
And the toy was broken and small
We decided to go out for some fresh air
But we didn't know what awaited us
The ice was slippery, the wind was cold
And the snowman was mean and furious
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope it all ends soon
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope we can get through
Maybe next year will be better
Maybe we'll have some peace and love
Maybe we will learn from this disaster
And remember the true meaning of Christmas
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope it all ends soon
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope we can get through
Natal Mortal
(Não temos sorte nem no Natal)
Era para ser um feliz Natal
Mas tudo deu errado desde o início
O peru foi queimado, a árvore caiu
E a tempestade de neve estava nos separando
Tentamos tirar o melhor proveito da situação
Mas os problemas continuaram se acumulando sobre nós
A energia acabou, os canos congelaram
E as músicas se transformaram em confusão
Oh, que Natal mortal
Esperamos que tudo acabe logo
Oh, que Natal mortal
Esperamos que possamos passar
Achamos que poderíamos encontrar alguma alegria nos presentes
Mas eles não eram o que esperávamos
O suéter coçava, o perfume fedia
E o brinquedo estava quebrado e pequeno
Decidimos sair para tomar um pouco de ar fresco
Mas não sabíamos o que nos esperava
O gelo estava escorregadio, o vento estava frio
E o boneco de neve era mau e furioso
Oh, que Natal mortal
Esperamos que tudo acabe logo
Oh, que Natal mortal
Esperamos que possamos passar
Talvez o próximo ano seja melhor
Talvez tenhamos um pouco de paz e amor
Talvez aprendamos com este desastre
E lembre-se do verdadeiro significado do Natal
Oh, que Natal mortal
Esperamos que tudo acabe logo
Oh, que Natal mortal
Esperamos que possamos passar