Grandma's Christmas Dinner TRADUÇÃO - Paul and Storm (Impressão)

We piled the family in the SUV on Christmas Day

And headed off to Grandma's house, one hundred miles away

'Cause Grandma cooked a great big Christmas dinner for us all

She's done it every single year since I was very small

Now, all her life, our Grandma's always been a bit confused

Forgetting where she parked the car, and wearing mismatched shoes

We thought that it was cute at first, but lately she's been getting worse

The final straw was we saw the dinner she produced

This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog

She crammed him full of yams and served him up with mashed potatoes

This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog

Uncle Al threw up, and Auntie Patty screamed with fright

But I was really starving, so I snuck a tiny bite

That yappy little bastard used to drive the family mad

But with some chestnut stuffing on the side, he's not half-bad!

This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog

Turns out that Chardonnay's the perfect wine with Cocker Spaniel

This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog

We don't know where the cat is-but dessert is on its way…

This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog

A gente encheu a família no SUV no Dia de Natal

E partiu pra casa da vovó, a cem milhas de distância

Porque a vovó fez um grande jantar de Natal pra todo mundo

Ela faz isso todo ano desde que eu era bem pequeno

Agora, a vida toda, nossa vovó sempre foi um pouco confusa

Esquecendo onde estacionou o carro e usando sapatos diferentes

A gente achava isso engraçado no começo, mas ultimamente piorou

A gota d'água foi quando vimos o jantar que ela preparou