My walk home from the grocery store
Takes me past my favorite courthouse doors
There's crowds of hungry people everywhere
But that's alright, I brought enough to share, oh

Please officer, you gotta believe me
It's soup for my family
No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's

No, I ain't no part of no organization
It's just a perfect summer night for some celebration
You brought the ribs, I brought a can of clam chowder
Let's roast these piggies and sing together!

Please officer, you gotta believe me
It's soup for my family
No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's

Now anytime that I'm feeling lonely
I just head into the street with some minestrone
If this thankless job has made your heart grow cold
I got some chicken soup for your fascist soul

Please officer, you gotta believe me
It's soup for my family
No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's

Please officer, you gotta believe me
It's soup for my family
No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's

Please officer, you gotta believe me
It's soup for my family
No, I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbell's