WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!

Baby (woo-hoo)
Where the hell is my husband? (Woo-hoo)
What is taking him so long (woo-hoo)
To find me-e-e?
Oh-oh, baby
Where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another? (Woo-hoo, yeah)
Tell him if you see him, baby
If you see him, tell him (tell him)
He should holler

Why is this beautiful man waiting for me to get old?
Why he already testing my patience?
I only fear he's taking time with other women that ain't me
While I've been reviewing applications
Wait till I get my hands on him, I'ma tell him off too
For how long he kept me waiting, anticipating
Praying to the Lord to get him to my loving arms
And despite my frustrations

(He must need me) he must need me
(Completely) completely
How my heart yearns for him
Is he far away? (Is he far away?)
Is he okay? (Is he okay?)
This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
Help me, help me, help me, Lord
I need You to tell me

Baby (woo-hoo)
Where the hell is my husband? (Woo-hoo)
What is taking him so long (woo-hoo)
To find me-e-e?
Oh-oh, baby
Where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another? (Woo-hoo, yeah)
Tell him if you see him, baby
If you see him, tell him (tell him)
He should holler

I'm doing lonely acrobatics, unzipping my dress at two am and I'm tired of living like this
He must be busy getting ready, tryna fix up his tie, uh, huh-huh, uh, hello? This where your wife is
Wait till I get your heart going, I'ma turn it up too for how much I'm 'bout to love ya, no one above ya
Praying to the Lord to hurry, hurry you along
Baby, I intend to rush ya

(He must need me) he must need me
(Completely) completely
How my heart yearns for him
Is he far away? (Is he far away?)
Is he okay? (Is he okay?)
This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh (help me)
Help me, help me, help me, Lord
I need You to tell me

Baby (woo-hoo)
Where the hell is my husband? (Woo-hoo)
What is taking him so long (woo-hoo)
To find me-e-e?
Oh-oh, baby
Where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another? (Woo-hoo, yeah)
Tell him if you see him, baby
If you see him, tell him (tell him)
He should holler (t-t-t-tell him)

Tell him I'm mm, tell him I'm mm with the mm-mm-mm
Tell him I'm kind, tell him I'm 5'5
Tell him I've got brown eyes and a growing fear that, if he doesn't find me now, I'm gonna die alone, so can he?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh (hurry up here, sir)
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
I want it, want it, want it, want it, want it

I would like a ring, I would like a ring
I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger
I would like a big and shiny diamond that I could wave around and talk, and talk about it
And when the day is here, forgive me God, that I could ever doubt it
Until death, I do, I do, I do, I
Is he about it, 'bout it, 'bout it?
This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
Help me, help me, help me, Lord
I need You to tell me

Baby (woo-hoo)
Where the hell is my husband? (Woo-hoo)
What is taking him so long (woo-hoo)
To find me-e-e?
Oh-oh, baby
Where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another? (Woo-hoo, yeah)
Tell him that my grandma said it
Tell him grandma said it
Your husband is coming

I would like a ring, I would like a ring
I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger, I would like a big and shiny (ooh)
Diamond (yes), diamond (yes), diamond (yes), diamond (yes), diamond (yes), oh (oh)
Where is my husband? (Ah)