Every Story's Got A Lesson

Noel didn’t even talk about anything real
It was just a song about him wanting to be a sex worker in the old-fashioned days!
What is even the moral? What does it teach you? What’s the lesson?

Not every story has a lesson, Ocean

No
Every story has a lesson!
Every story-

Every story's got a lesson
A simple moral to be tols
Although a tale may twist and turn

There's always something you can learn

A nugget of wisdom, solid gold!

Solid gold!

Ah yes, perhaps every story does have lesson
Likе Pompeii: Don't live next to an activе volcano

Moving forward, ladies and gentlemen
It's time to raise it up for the best Ukrainian rapper in Northeastern Saskatchewan
Mischa Bachinski: The angriest boy in town

P.S. the second movement of this section won't make a lick of sense
Until you see it live, and that, my friends, is a masterclass in how to upsell