Lars Is Gay

Kirk is gay, Robert's gay
Lars is gay, but the gayest is James

Guess who's really fuckin' gay
Robert, Lars and Kirk and James
They like suckin' cocks while their butthole's bein' pounded

They like dicks in every hole
They all swallow asses whole
Kirk does Lars, who is already gay with James and Robert

Kirk is gay, Robert's gay
Lars is gay
Kirk is gay, Robert's gay
Lars is gay, but the gayest is James

James will finger Kirk till six
Then suck on Rob and Lars' dicks
While the balls of Kirk are safe inside his ass

Kirk's hand is fisted up
When it's twisted in James' butt
Ass to mouth, thrust to bust
In James' ass, yeah

Kirk is gay, Robert's gay
Lars is gay (with James)
Kirk is gay, Robert's gay
Lars is gay, Lars is a Hobbit

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Cliff was gay, Jason's gay
Rob's a faggot
Ass to mouth, thrust to bust
In James' ass

Kirk is gay, Robert's gay
Lars is gay (with James)
Kirk is gay, Robert's gay
Lars is gay, but the gayest is James

Ass to mouth (ass to mouth)
Thrust to bust (thrust to bust)
James' ass (James' ass)
The gayest is James, yeah
They're gay like Sting and Bono
Yeah, yeah, yeah, heah

They sure like suckin' dick
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Welcome to the Band
Congratulations
You're one of us now
Holy shit, I'm in Metallica, this is awesome
This is like my dream come true
This is every Metallica fan's dream come true
This is like the greatest thing of all time, I can't believe I'm here

Nothing could ruin this, even I can't fuck this up, oh my God
I don't even know what to say
Oh, I-I-I-I should say something, I guess
Hey, good thing you guys aren't a buncha niggers
I'm with ya brother