Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa

Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa

Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa

Twas a noite antes de Kwanzaa, e os manos estavam bebendoTwas the night before kwanzaa, and niggas were drinkin'
Papai Noel entrou disseram: "puta, o que você pensando?"Santa claus walked in they said: "bitch, what you thinkin'?"

Um deles tinha uma armaOne of them had a gun
O outro tinha uma facaThe other one had a knife
Mas papai cluas não ia desistir sem lutarBut santa cluas was not going down without a fight

Ele puxou alguns presentes de fora da sua bolsaHe pulled some presents from out of his bag
Ele chutou-los nas nozes e chamou-os todos os paneleirosHe kicked them in the nuts and called them all fags
Mas eles não gostam disso, eles achavam que era gayBut they didn't like that, they thought it was gay
Para tesão de Santa cresceu cinco vezes naquele dia!For santa's boner grew five times that day!

Eles correram toda a sua merda, de seu dinheiro, de suas rochasThey ran all his shit, from his cash, to his rocks
Papai insistiu com eles ", este preto sobre preto crime tem de parar!"Santa pleaded with them, "this black on black crime must stop!"

E justamente nesse momento, em caminhou pouco suzieAnd just in that moment, in walked little suzie
Pouco suzie entrou com uma uzi sub-máquinaLittle suzie walked in with a sub-machine uzi
Todo mundo bate a plataforma, porque aquelas balas foi sprayin 'Everyone hit the deck, 'cause those bullets was sprayin'
Mas papai não conseguia entender o que o negro estava dizendo!But santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'!

E nessa noite pouco, pouco suzie ficou famosa, ela atirou de santa em seu pênis,And on that little night, little suzie got famous, she shot santa in his cock,
E ainda doía o ânusAnd it still hurt his anus
Papai tirou seu reboque miss'le, e começou a explodirSanta pulled out his miss'le tow, and started to blast
Nenhum homem deixou naquela noite,No man left that night,
Sem uma tampa no seu cu!Without a cap in his ass!

E ouviram Santa grito, quando ele pulou o chimmneyAnd they heard santa shout, as he skipped up the chimmney
"Feliz Natal, manos cadela! Ya devia ter sagacidade ficou fodido me!""Merry christmas, bitch niggas! Ya'll shoulda got fucked wit me!"