Don't Touch The Bacon

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine
If you want sausage, then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon that bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine
If you want sausage, then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon that bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine
If you want sausage, then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon that bacon is mine

I really like my breakfast full
Without bacon, no-oh, it's so dull
Sent into the big bacon hole
Bacon's the window to my soul

And if I were to die, I would have bacon
And if I were to lie, I would have bacon
And if I were to fly, I would have bacon
And if I were to live

I'd fill bacon into my soul
I'd fill bacon into my soul
I'd fill bacon into my soul
I'd fill bacon into my soul
I'd fill bacon into my soul
I'd fill bacon into my soul
I'd fill bacon into my soul
I'd fill bacon into my soul

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine
If you want sausage, then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine
If you want sausage, then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine
If you want sausage, then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine

I'm on that bacon grind
Oh, yeah, that bacon is mine
It goes and breaks my mind
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage, then that's fine
But don't touch the bacon, no, that's mine
You can eat eggs all the time
But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine

(You can eat eggs all of the time)
(But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine)
(If you want sausage, then that's just fine)
(But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine)

If you want sausage, then that's fine
But don't touch the bacon, no, that's mine
But don't touch the bacon, no, that's mine

(You can eat eggs all of the time)
(But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine)
(If you want sausage, then that's just fine)
(But don't touch the bacon, that bacon is mine)