One In The Bag

There's one in the bag
For the laughing hag

There's one in the bag
For the fool on the hill
And one in the bag for you
There's one in the bag for you

There's one in the school
For the laughing moose
And one in the leg for you
Yeah there's one in the head
For the laughing moose
And everyone's herring fool

Mary's vineyard of toys
Will open my eyes to her joys

As I walk down her path
Her eyes beckon me to her bath

Oh, oh, I am in love with her

But there's one in the bag
For the laughing hag