I Can't Decide

Go to the corner
to buy a beer.
Look at all the different kinds they got here.
Budweiser, Olde English, St. Paulie Girl.
Time to give Colt .45 a whirl.
Cause I'm thirsty.
I wanna get a beer,
but I can't decide. I can't decide.

Maybe a Miller Genuine Draft
could be a pilsner, could be a Pabst.
Well I'm bone dry
I'm on my mission, yet I
stand here stuck in indecision.

Rollig Rock and Micheloeb Dry
or a skunky Heineken is the one I might try.
Grolsch, Guinness, Kirin, Sapporo.
If I drink a couple Fosters, I'll be pissing 'till tomorrow.

Maybe I should try a case of Blatz
Maybe Black Label is where it is at.
Genesee also comes in an ale.
Maybe they got Ballantine to sale.

Molson Red, Molson Ice,
Coors, Becks, Meisterbrau,
Wild Bull, Schmidts, Schaeffer, Red Dog, Labatts Blue,
Leinnenkugel, Dinkelaker, Old Milwaukee, Samuel Adams,
Mickey's, Big Mouth, Killians Red
What the Hell is Zima?
I wanna get a beer,
but I can't decide. I can't decide.