Friggin' In The Riggin'
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The first mate's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
Masturbar-se na Torre
Estava no navio bom Venus
Por Cristo, você devia ter visto
A carranca era uma puta na cama
E o mastro era um pênis de mamute
O capitão desse lugre
Ela era um sujeito amaldiçoado
Não soube cavar a merda
De um lugar para outro
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Foder era o resto à se fazer
O nome dos capitães era Morgan
Por Cristo, ele era um idiota
Dez vezes um o dia onde pararia e jogaria
Com seu maldito órgão
O nome dos capitães era Cooper
Por Cristo, ele era um cavaleiro
Ele empurrou e empurrou até que trabalhou
Ele mesmo em um estupor
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Foder era o resto à se fazer
O segundo companheiro era Andy
Por Cristo, ele teve um dandy
Até que esmagaram sua pau em uma pedra denteada
Por gozar no conhaque
O menino de cabine era Flipper
Era um maldito garotinho
Encheu sua bunda com vidro quebrado
E circuncidou o capitão
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Foder era o resto à se fazer
A esposa do capitão era Mabel
Para foder não estava apta
Assim, as merdas sujas, eles pregaram as mamas dela
Sobre a mesa do bar
O capitão tinha uma filha
Quem caiu na água do mar profundo
E por seus gritos sabíamos que as enguias
Tinha encontrado seus alojamentos sexuais
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Masturbar-se na torre
Foder era o resto à se fazer
Composição: Steve Jones / Jörgen Elofsson