Friggin' In The Riggin'

Masturbar-se na Torre

Friggin' In The Riggin'

Estava no navio bom Venus
It was on the good ship Venus
Por Cristo, você devia ter visto
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
A carranca era uma puta na cama
The figurehead was a whore in bed
E o mastro era um pênis de mamute
And the mast, a mammoth penis

O capitão desse lugre
The captain of this lugger
Ela era um sujeito amaldiçoado
He was a dirty bugger
Não soube cavar a merda
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
De um lugar para outro
From one place to another

Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Foder era o resto à se fazer
There was fuck all else to do

O nome dos capitães era Morgan
The first mate's name was Morgan
Por Cristo, ele era um idiota
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Dez vezes um o dia onde pararia e jogaria
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
Com seu maldito órgão
With his fuckin' organ

O nome dos capitães era Cooper
The first mate's name was Cooper
Por Cristo, ele era um cavaleiro
By Christ he was a trooper.
Ele empurrou e empurrou até que trabalhou
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Ele mesmo em um estupor
Himself into a stupor

Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Foder era o resto à se fazer
There was fuck all else to do

O segundo companheiro era Andy
The second mate was Andy
Por Cristo, ele teve um dandy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Até que esmagaram sua pau em uma pedra denteada
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
Por gozar no conhaque
For cumming in the brandy

O menino de cabine era Flipper
The cabin boy was Flipper
Era um maldito garotinho
He was a fuckin' nipper
Encheu sua bunda com vidro quebrado
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
E circuncidou o capitão
And circumcised the skipper

Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Foder era o resto à se fazer
There was fuck all else to do

A esposa do capitão era Mabel
The Captain's wife was Mabel
Para foder não estava apta
To fuck she was not able
Assim, as merdas sujas, eles pregaram as mamas dela
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Sobre a mesa do bar
Across the barroom table

O capitão tinha uma filha
The Captain had a daughter
Quem caiu na água do mar profundo
Who fell in deep sea water
E por seus gritos sabíamos que as enguias
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Tinha encontrado seus alojamentos sexuais
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Masturbar-se na torre
Friggin' in the riggin'
Foder era o resto à se fazer
There was fuck all else to do