The One That Turned You Gay

It started in the summer of 93
You used to come to my house and visit me
I let you play with barbies
And then we'd bake cookies

And then you came over on halloween
I was mary kate and you were ashley
That christmas i got you posters of j.t.t.

I think i crossed the line
You got too close to me
You even helped me organize my bachelorette party
You were my best friend
With me every day
And now they're gonna say
I was the one that turned you gay
The one that turned you gay
The one, the one, the one
The one that turned you gay

Gonna get some strippers to come over tonight
Yeah
Maybe big fake boobies will change your mind
Yeah
I'm gonna burn all of your gay cd's
Yeah
I hope you start liking vg
"baby one more time"
Used to be our jam
How was i supposed to know it'd make you love a man?

You always kicked my ass
When we would color eggs
We both cried when rubin won
'cause we we're both clay-bates

I'm the one that turned you gay
The one, the one, the one
The one that turned you gay