Suggestion For The New Nanny
If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports
Might I add: Eat my shorts!
Just cuttin' through the treacle
If maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Let me get, away with moider
Teach us songs and magic tricks
Might I add, no fat chicks
The nanny we want is kindly and sage
And one who will work for minimum wage
Hurry nanny, things are grim
I'll do it!!
[Lisa and Bart]
Anyone but him