Kathie Lee's in love with me;
that's why she left the show.
Kathie Lee, she sleeps with me;
no one's supposed to know.
Plus we run a sweatshop in the attic of our home;
we boss around the immigrants;
Frank leaves us alone.
Kathie Lee, she loves Codeine
and drinking at the same time.
She likes to drive real fast with Cody unbuckled,
driving through the stop signs.
She wants to be in movies,
just like Sharon Stone.
We got a hit out on the cold co-host,
jealous of the new show.
Oh, Kathie Lee's in love with me...
She's on top.