[Claudia]
So much for trying someplace new!
[Marianne]
What is happening to decent restaurants?
[Leo]
If it isn't the food, it's the service
[Fritz]
Didn't you hear?
[Raffael]
If it isn't the noise, it's the queue
[Fritz]
Are you insane?
[Paul]
Or the backs of the chair
[Leo]
Or a waiter with airs
[Claudia]
Or the long flight of stairs to the loo
[Marianne]
There's always something
[Raffael]
You know, you're hot when you're angry
[Fritz]
Forget it, Raffi, I've been gay since I was three
[Claudia]
Eh, it's my assistant
[Paul]
Is that mine?
[Fritz]
It's me! It's me! Don't worry!
[Marianne]
A boyfriend, I hope!
[Fritz]
Do you mind?
[Marianne]
PRADA calling? Sweetheart, you told me you're anti-fashion
[Fritz]
Anti-fascist! Anti-fascist!
[Raffael]
Did you know there's an extremist group of lefties in Moranda who call themselves, would you believe it, PRADA?
[Fritz]
Apocalypse here
[Raffael]
They communicate only in code
[Fritz]
Yes, Inferno
[Raffael]
Their leader is known only as Inferno
[Marianne]
And they're named after a shoe?
[Raffael]
No, PRADA stands for People's—
[Fritz]
50 million?
[Raffael]
Revolutionary
[Fritz]
By tonight?
[Raffael]
Anti-domination
[Fritz]
Why?
[Leo]
Assholes
[Paul]
Assholes? Really?
[Raffael]
Army
[Fritz]
I know, I know, we can't delay the revolution
[Marianne]
Are they dangerous?
[Leo]
You ever met an asshole who wasn't?
[Paul]
Hey! I'm an asshole
[Claudia]
Yeah, but sweetie, you're not dangerous!
[Fritz]
Well, I do know a few rich assholes, but they're not gonna hand over 50 million
[Raffael]
I have to have you now
[Claudia]
How do you want me?
[Raffael]
The way I had you last Tuesday
[Claudia]
I love that way!
[Raffael]
I miss you everyday
[Claudia]
Say it, say it!
[Raffael]
Everyday
[Fritz]
Okay, okay, okay
[Raffael]
In my heart, in my mind, in my bed!
[Claudia]
More!
[Raffael]
I miss the way you always give me comfort, courage, head
[Claudia]
Bite me!
[Raffael]
Claudia! I but murmur your name!
Excuse me
[Fritz]
I'll do my best, Inferno
[Raffael]
Hello? Abdul?
[Fritz]
Nada but PRADA!
Anybody want to donate 50 million bucks for a noble cause?
[Leo]
What's the cause?
[Fritz]
The coming revolution
[Marianne]
Oh Fritzie, you are so cute!
[Leo]
What if it's the end of the world?
Hey folks, maybe it's the end of the world!
[Fritz]
Yeah, laugh
[Raffael]
Maybe it's the end of the world, indeed
[Marianne]
In that case, buy this day for us, sweetheart
Buy this perfect day
[Claudia]
Agreed!
End the world, okay
But this day, let it stay
[Paul]
And as they say
[Claudia]
Paul
[Paul]
La vivida ay estaba el tidada
Olé!
La vivida ay estaba el tidada
[Claudia]
He needs food
[Paul]
La vivida ay estaba el tidada
Right, Raffi?
[Raffael]
Ordinarily yes, life is a tit
Today, however
[Paul]
What?
[Leo]
However, what?
[Raffael]
That was Abdul
[Paul]
Is it the diplomatic pouch? Did the Feds found the coke?
[Fritz]
The coke? I love it
[Raffael]
The pumpkins, yes
It seems the locusts have descended on the pumpkins
[Paul]
Oh my God
[Raffael]
We may have to feed them lots of semolina
[Paul]
Jesus Christ!
[Leo]
There's a lot of semolina in the silo, so relax!
[Raffael]
The pumpkin itself, however, is perfect!
[Claudia]
Did he say Locusts have descended on the pumpkins?
What does that mean?
[Marianne]
It's poetry, almost
And voilà! Here's Bistro à la mode!
[Leo]
Everybody out of the car!
[Fritz]
Hello? Inferno? That 50 mil is in the bag!