The Road 2

[Claudia]
So much for trying someplace new!

[Marianne]
What is happening to decent restaurants?

[Leo]
If it isn't the food, it's the service

[Fritz]
Didn't you hear?

[Raffael]
If it isn't the noise, it's the queue

[Fritz]
Are you insane?

[Paul]
Or the backs of the chair

[Leo]
Or a waiter with airs

[Claudia]
Or the long flight of stairs to the loo

[Marianne]
There's always something

[Raffael]
You know, you're hot when you're angry

[Fritz]
Forget it, Raffi, I've been gay since I was three

[Claudia]
Eh, it's my assistant
[Paul]
Is that mine?

[Fritz]
It's me! It's me! Don't worry!

[Marianne]
A boyfriend, I hope!

[Fritz]
Do you mind?

[Marianne]
PRADA calling? Sweetheart, you told me you're anti-fashion

[Fritz]
Anti-fascist! Anti-fascist!

[Raffael]
Did you know there's an extremist group of lefties in Moranda who call themselves, would you believe it, PRADA?

[Fritz]
Apocalypse here

[Raffael]
They communicate only in code

[Fritz]
Yes, Inferno

[Raffael]
Their leader is known only as Inferno

[Marianne]
And they're named after a shoe?

[Raffael]
No, PRADA stands for People's—

[Fritz]
50 million?

[Raffael]
Revolutionary

[Fritz]
By tonight?

[Raffael]
Anti-domination

[Fritz]
Why?

[Leo]
Assholes

[Paul]
Assholes? Really?

[Raffael]
Army

[Fritz]
I know, I know, we can't delay the revolution

[Marianne]
Are they dangerous?

[Leo]
You ever met an asshole who wasn't?

[Paul]
Hey! I'm an asshole

[Claudia]
Yeah, but sweetie, you're not dangerous!

[Fritz]
Well, I do know a few rich assholes, but they're not gonna hand over 50 million

[Raffael]
I have to have you now

[Claudia]
How do you want me?

[Raffael]
The way I had you last Tuesday

[Claudia]
I love that way!

[Raffael]
I miss you everyday

[Claudia]
Say it, say it!

[Raffael]
Everyday

[Fritz]
Okay, okay, okay

[Raffael]
In my heart, in my mind, in my bed!

[Claudia]
More!

[Raffael]
I miss the way you always give me comfort, courage, head

[Claudia]
Bite me!

[Raffael]
Claudia! I but murmur your name!
Excuse me

[Fritz]
I'll do my best, Inferno

[Raffael]
Hello? Abdul?

[Fritz]
Nada but PRADA!
Anybody want to donate 50 million bucks for a noble cause?

[Leo]
What's the cause?

[Fritz]
The coming revolution

[Marianne]
Oh Fritzie, you are so cute!

[Leo]
What if it's the end of the world?
Hey folks, maybe it's the end of the world!

[Fritz]
Yeah, laugh

[Raffael]
Maybe it's the end of the world, indeed

[Marianne]
In that case, buy this day for us, sweetheart
Buy this perfect day

[Claudia]
Agreed!
End the world, okay
But this day, let it stay

[Paul]
And as they say

[Claudia]
Paul

[Paul]
La vivida ay estaba el tidada
Olé!
La vivida ay estaba el tidada

[Claudia]
He needs food

[Paul]
La vivida ay estaba el tidada
Right, Raffi?

[Raffael]
Ordinarily yes, life is a tit
Today, however

[Paul]
What?

[Leo]
However, what?

[Raffael]
That was Abdul

[Paul]
Is it the diplomatic pouch? Did the Feds found the coke?

[Fritz]
The coke? I love it

[Raffael]
The pumpkins, yes
It seems the locusts have descended on the pumpkins

[Paul]
Oh my God

[Raffael]
We may have to feed them lots of semolina

[Paul]
Jesus Christ!

[Leo]
There's a lot of semolina in the silo, so relax!

[Raffael]
The pumpkin itself, however, is perfect!

[Claudia]
Did he say Locusts have descended on the pumpkins?
What does that mean?

[Marianne]
It's poetry, almost
And voilà! Here's Bistro à la mode!

[Leo]
Everybody out of the car!

[Fritz]
Hello? Inferno? That 50 mil is in the bag!