Oh, You Have No Idea

There's a man
There's a man
Has the old maid's wishin' for new ambition!
Every time they see him passing along

What a man
What a man
He's a real live Petter
A sweetheart getter

When I tell you I'm not telling you wrong
Has the arms that are big and strong
Does he know where those arms belong

Oh, you have no idea
Has he weighed that I loved so much
Does he speak with his sense of touch
Oh, you have no idea

He's got a million in the bank
And that helps a lot
But say that million in the bank
Is only part of what he's got
Gosh oh gee do I wanna swear
Could he answer a maiden's prayer

Oh, you have no idea
Has he lips oh the girls adore
Does he know what he's got 'em for?
Oh, you have no conception

Has the eyes that are full of love
Do they show what he's thinking of
Oh, you have no idea

He's got that whatsee, whatsee what
What people can't name
And say that whatsee, whatsee what
Would make the wildest woman tame
Hot as fire all the girls agree
Does he spark when he's out with me

Oh, you have no idea
Does he love like a dessert sheik
When he nicks can he make 'em weep
Oh, you have no realization

Has he got what the girls all crave
When they're with him does he behave?
Come to me for information
He claims he's travelled quite a lot

In far distant lands
I don't know if it's true or not
But boy he sure has traveling hands
Like an auto he changes speed
Has he got what his Sophie needs?

Oh, you have no idea