Go Away Christina

Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey

Let me tell you a story
About a girl that I know
She's four feet tall, four feet wide
And ugly as a crow

I have had it up with her
She just won't let me be
If I could go to china
Christina would follow me (hello, Jimmy)

Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
'Cause your face like a whale
And you just broke from jail

I was in the wil' of 'Enya
On an elephant hunt
Don't you know the guy saw somethin move
So I had to get my gun

I took a couple aim
But just before I fire
Then out jumped Christina
Makin goo-goo eyes (ooh, Jimmy)

Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
'Cause your face like a whale
And you just broke from jail

So I went on an expedition
Up to the north pole
There was no one else for miles around
Just me and the eskimos

We walked and walked for 4 days
And it's a wonder we didn't freeze
But when I finally got there
Christina was waiting for me (oh, Jimmy)

Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
'Cause your face like a fish
And you just ate my dish

Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
'Cause your face like a ape
And you ain't got no shape

Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
'Cause your face like a whale
And you just broke from jail

Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
Go away Christina who gon' marry to you?
'Cause your face like a fish
And you just ate my dish