Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me for my son, Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy, Eric, once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
Well
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anway
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey-hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada, for
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!