Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me for my son, Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy, Eric, once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along
They're not even a real country anway
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
With all their hockey-hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Shame on Canada, foooor
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!