Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me for my son, Stan.
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan.
And my boy, Eric, once had my picture on his shelf.
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.
They're not even a real country anway.
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true.
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
With all their hockey-hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too,
Shame on Canada, foooor...
The smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash,
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!