Don't Touch My Chainsaw!

Don't touch my pizza
Don't touch my jelly
I'll make you fear me like I did Shedletsky
You touch my pizza
You're gonna have to die
Write up all your farewells, bid your buddies goodbye

Wackiness that you can't handle
Take your teammates for example
They all tried to have me wrangled
And I left 'em strangled, dude

From a friend to a friend to a buddy
In your head like my name's Grimcutty
I'll wash your guts off my fur
'Cause it's getting bloody

Is it your death day? Think I forgot it
Since it's not over, let's go to your coffin
I'm sorry, two times
For cleaving through your skull
Here's a knuckle sandwich, you're getting a mouthful

Toss you in my freezer
Turn you into a Klondike Bar
I don't know where you're going
But you aren't going far

Shatter you to pieces
Once I hit you with my car
And if you somehow live
I know this song will leave you scarred

Just a reminder, don't touch my pizza
Or you'll regret it once I go and beat ya
Keep your composure, things will get out of hand
Don't know what I'm doing (she wrote this at 1am)

Silliness that you can't handle
Leaving your machines in shambles
If you try to have me wrangled
I'll bite your ankles, dude

From a friend to a friend to a buddy
In your head like my name's Grimcutty
I'll wash your guts off my fur
'Cause it's getting bloody

Just close your eyes, man
It'll be alright
And on the bright side
You put up a good fight

I'm only kidding, you played like a noob
Since I got my clips
I'll be putting them on YouTube

Toss you in my freezer (wackiness that you can't handle)
Turn you into a Klondike Bar (take your teammates for example)
They all tried to have me wrangled
(And I left 'em strangled, dude)
I don't know where you're going (from a friend to a friend to a buddy, in your head like my name's Grimcutty)
But you aren't going far (i'll wash your guts off my fur)
('Cause it's getting bloody)

Shatter you to pieces (silliness that you can't handle, leaving your machines in shambles)
Once I hit you with my car (if you try to have me wrangled, I'll bite your ankles, dude)
And if you somehow live (from a friend to a friend to a buddy)
I know this song will leave you scarred (in your head like my name's Grimcutty)
I'll wash your guts off my fur
('Cause it's getting bloody)