Kentai Life Returns!

[kono kehai ha...! odayaka naru ore no nichijou ha, aru attou-teki na
Sonzai ni yotte gekihen-shita!!]

Yametoke to iu beki ka?
Douse torou daro
Henji nado kiichainee
Muda ni hashiru na yo [korobu zo]

Sore yori nemutakute...
Hottoite kure [yuru na! mada zengon da zo!]
Fushi enajii taisetsu ni
Sugu ni yobidashi sa [hai, isoge!]

Aa nande itsumo kikenchi daikouchou [bakuhatsu sunzen]
Aa nigeru mae ni akumu ga yatte kuru

(hayaku iku wa yo!)

Nichijou wo kowasu na yo ore ha futsuu ni namakeru [sou da]
Mokuhyou to ka ii kara [aa] dou demo ii kara (nani itteru no!)
Futsuu ha idai da ze mananda jibun homeyou [yoku dekimashita]
Makikomareta toki ha sugu ni akiramero [da to omotta yo]

Sanzan na me ni aeba
Ikikata kawaru [iya demo ne]
Taifuu no chuushin ha
Bukimi ni shizuka da [hanashi no mae ni nanto yara]

Haa kita kore mata [nn!?] yosou nanameue de [waruin tane to nido kusarenai*]
Haa tameiki gurai tsuku kenri ha aru sa

(saa hajimeru wa!) [ready, go!]

Nannimo okosu na yo kiteretsu nanka iranai [hitsuyou nai]
Bouken to ka mushi da na desho desho? mushi da na (i believe you!!)
Jinjou naru mainichi kichou-sugiru na kono jiki [taisetsu ni ne]
Itsuka ha modoru no ka? yappa akirameru [dame da korya]

[kugugu... mou gaman-dekin! warui ga, iwasete morau zo! mina ga
Kyouten-suru you na "dekigoto" nante na, sou kantan ni korogatteru
Mono ka! tonari no shiba ha aoi! aosugite! shiawaseppoi to iu mi no
Chikara* de genjitsu wo miro! honki nai kara kiseki! hito no hanashi
Wo kikee!!]

Aa nande itsumo kikenchi daikouchou
Aa nigeru mae ni akumu ga yatte kuru

(butsubutsu iwanai!)

Nichijou wo kowasu na yo ore ha futsuu ni namakeru [sou da]
Mokuhyou to ka ii kara [mou] dou demo ii kara

(yoku nai wa yo,
Kyon!)

[urusai!!]
Futsuu ha idai da ze mananda jibun homeyou [yaru jan]
Makikomareta toki ha sugu ni akiramero [ga, ganbatte!!]
Itsuka modoru no ka? [a, sousousousou] yappa akiramero [docchi nanda!?]

[mou, asahina-san mo nanka itte yatte kudasai! ore, nagato mo kiita
Baka ni hiitenaide*! nanika ie tte! fuu. koizumi, omae ha ii,
Damattero.]

[...nagai na.]

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[this feeling is...
Thanks to a certain overwhelming force, my peaceful and quite life was turned upside down!]

Should i tell her to stop?
Probably just a waste of effort.
She doesn't bother waiting for a response.
Stop running around so much!

[you'll trip and fall]

Forget all that, i'm so sleepy...
Just leave me alone.

[don't fall asleep! we're not even halfway done!]

Treat your joints with care.
They'll be called into action soon enough!

[okay! hurry up!]

Ah why is the danger meter always filled to the brim?

[about to burst]

Ah before i can run away the nightmare comes!
(get going already!)
Don't wreck my life. i just lounge around.

[that's right!]

Who needs goals? not like it really matters.
(what are you talking about?!)
Normal is great! praise yourself for figuring that out.

[good job.]

Whenever you get dragged into something, give up at once.

[that's what i thought.]

Once you go through many ordeals... you can change how you live.

[whether you like it or not.]

There's an eerie silence... in the eye of the typhoon.

[what they call the calm before a storm or whatever.]

Ah kitakore! recycled plot. do not want.

[stop getting influenced by evil websites!]

Ah i should at least be allowed to sigh.
(come on, let's get started!)

[ready, go!]

Don't start anything now! we don't need anything bizarre!

[not needed!]

Just ignore adventures. right, right? just ignore them.
(i believe in you!)
Those days of ordinary life are now so sorely missed.

[oh so very.]

Will i ever be able to go back? guess i'll just give up.

[this is hopeless]
[i can't hold back anymore. sorry but i have to say it! aw-dropping, mind-boggling incidents don't just grow on trees, you know!? the sky is blue! so blue that i can't find a bird that looks happy!]
[face reality! they're miracles because they don't happen! listen to the words coming out of my mouth!]

Ah why is the danger meter always filled to the brim?
Ah before i can run away, the nightmare comes!
(stop mumbling!)
Don't wreck my life. i just want to lounge around.

[that's right!]

Who needs goals? not like it really matters.
(it does kyon!)

[be quiet!]

Normal is great! praise yourself for figuring that out.

[way to go!]

Whenever you get dragged into something, give up at once.

[g-good luck!]

Will i ever be able to go back?

[sure, sure, sure, sure.]

Guess i'll give up.

[make up your mind!]

[come on! please say something, asahina-san! and nagato! don't just stand there playing guitar! say something! koizumi. enough of you. shut your mouth.]

[kinda long.]