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Have you ever felt like life just isn't giving you what you need?
Waking up, going to sleep, even the smallest flickers of consciousness
They all start to feel like chores

But what if we told you life doesn't have to be this way?
That's right–you too could be free of all intellect

Our self-funded internal studies show that up to 99. 9% of patients taking the patented product IO56
Report little to no signs of those pesky relics of the past we call emotions

If you–or someone you love–are suffering
Ask your family doctor about IO56 today
And begin your journey towards flicking the switch
And never looking back