The Curse Of The Bulldog

His girlfriend cheated on him so now he's down
Perfect time for me to come along 'cuz she's no longer around
I call him up and ask him out but he's "chillin" with "his boys"
Maybe next weekend he says to me, I'm still kind of hung up on that bitch

I don't know what his deal is . . . His face is a mystery
I don't know what he sees in her . . . All I know is He'd look good on me!

So the next weekend rolls around and I call him up again
I say "hey man, you wanna do something?" and he said "alright, when?"
I tell him to come over my house cause no one's gonna be home
We f****d all night but when the morning came, I woke up alone

I don't know what his deal is . . . His face is a mystery
I don't know what he sees in her . . . All I know is He'd look good on me!