The King Who Wouldn't Smile

O rei que não sorria

The King Who Wouldn't Smile

Havia um rei que não sorriaThere was a king who wouldn't smile
Sente-se no banheiro lendo o julgamentoSat on the toilet reading the trial
Seus cães perseguiram a rodada e a rodadaHis dogs chased their tails 'round and 'round
Carros minúsculos chegaram recheados com palhaços que lhe serviram ovos de codorna na torradaMidget cars arrived stuffed with clowns who served him quail eggs on toast
Havia um rei que nunca riuThere was a king who never laughed
Apaixonado por um bezerro de duas cabeçasFell in love with a two-headed calf
Encheu o banho com lâminas de barbearFilled his bath with razor blades
Tatuou seu braço com o ás de espadas, mas a grama se divertiu com seus sapatosTattooed his arm with the ace of spades, but the grass made fun of his shoes
Havia rei que chorava e choravaThere was king who cried and cried
Os ratos rastejaram em seus sapatos para morrerMice crawled in his shoes to die
Ele chorou tanto que os rebanhos de cervos se reuniram para lamber suas lágrimas salgadasHe cried so much that herds of deer gathered to lick his salty tears
Então o rei rastejou debaixo da camaSo the king crawled under his bed
Como um peixe no fundo de um balde, como um crickets de uma baleiaLike a fish at the bottom of a pail, like a cricketswallowed by a whale
Como um pedaço de canudo que mata a cauda, ​​o rei que não sorriaLike a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail, the king who wouldn't smile