Any Normal Super Hero

Sometimes,
My girl's got green eyes,
And sometimes,
Her eyes are blue,
And sometimes,
In her in-between eyes,
There's a tiny teardrop makin' them change their hue.

Sometimes,
Those grassy green eyes,
Look up and turn sky blue,
So when my,
My girl gets blue eyes,
I would do anything any normal superhero would do.

I would outwit the Joker,
Put the Penguin on ice,
And with a simple turn of phrase,
I'd make the Riddler think twice,
I'd wear my underwear,
Over my stupid lycra tights,
If I thought that she might get to sleep at nights.

But sometimes,
Those lovely green eyes,
Can't disguise that they're blue,
So when my,
My girl gets blue eyes,
I would do anything any normal superhero would do