Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce

The grand old Duke of York
He said he didn't sweat
So why did he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he'd never met?

'Cause he's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

Pizza Express in Woking
Mate, ya gotta be joking
Pizza Express in Woking
Is he having a laugh?

The grand old Duke of York
Young girls he liked to pork
So his paedo friend would traffic them
And paid 'em not to talk

'Cause he's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

He's a nonce, he's a nonce
Prince Andy's a nonce
He's a nonce, he's a nonce
Prince Andy's a nonce

He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce