Vampire World Domination

Good evening
Relax
This is not an invasion
It's just
A takeover

First we take the night shift
Then the late bar crowd
Coffee tastes like garlic
But we smile polite and proud

We charm the bouncers
We hypnotize the queue
No capes, no coffins
Just a drink or two

No panic, no alarms
No screaming in the street
We don't need armies
We've got rhythm and teeth
Vampire world domination
One small bite at a time
No revolution
Just impeccable timing

Vampire world domination
No flags, no hate, no war
We don't conquer nations
We rule from Kopenhagen's shore

First we take the dancefloor
Then the radio waves
One playlist later
Even daylight misbehaves

We don't break the system
We improve the vibe
If you feel strangely better
Congratulations, you survived
Vampire world domination
Soft focus, sharp grin
No annihilation
Just let the night in

No tanks, no drones
Just velvet and neon light
If the world feels darker
That means we're doing it right

Vampire world domination
No bloodbath, no doom
Just longer nights
And better tunes

First the clubs
Then the cities
Then the feeds
Then the minds
The night looks north
Kopenhagen answers
We fix your algorithms
We delete the Sun

Mondays feel illegal
And eternity's fun
We don't eat the rich
We just make them dance
Equal rights, equal bites
Everyone gets a chance

Who runs the night?
We do!
Who owns the dark?
We do!
Who forgot the plan?
You did!
Who made it fun again?
Vampires!

Vampire world domination
Smile first, bite delayed
No devastation
Just a better taste

Vampire world domination
You're already inside
If you're singing this
You already died
Thank you for your cooperation
The night of Kopenhagen appreciates it