Piss Aaron
We figure, my daddy and me
Things are still the same, it seems
As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school
Aaron was a junior, the class of '32
His momma called him angel,
but everybody knew he was the
King king, the gross out king
They called him Piss Aaron
They always caught him pissin' in the hall
Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called
Dumb Larry from homeroom 9
Kept his locker full of weeds
Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire
Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers
The coach, the cheer leader, and
the chem teacher, and the
Dean dean, duh dean dean was after
Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john
Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him
when he's gone
Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive
The biggest pig in all the school
He would sit and smack his lips and drool
as he eyed your lunch
I left a bag in his desk one night
A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite
he had to
Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a'pukin'
Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin'
in the class
Mijo Aaron
A gente pensa, eu e meu pai
Que as coisas ainda são as mesmas, parece
Como quando ele viveu isso na adolescência, na escola
Aaron era um júnior, da turma de '32
A mamãe chamava ele de anjo,
mas todo mundo sabia que ele era o
Rei, o rei do nojo
Chamavam ele de Mijo Aaron
Sempre pegavam ele mijando no corredor
Mijo Aaron, ele nunca recusava quando a natureza chamava
O Larry burro da sala 9
Mantinha seu armário cheio de ervas
Só pra satisfazer sua vontade de fumar e seu amor pelo fogo
Foi a um jogo e soltou uma bomba fedorenta nas arquibancadas
O técnico, a líder de torcida, e
o professor de química, e o
Reitor, duh reitor, estava atrás
Do Larry burro, sempre pegavam ele fumando no banheiro
Larry burro, você nunca teria sentido falta dele
quando ele sumiu
Chuck Biscuits, conservador e enrolador
O maior porco de toda a escola
Ele sentava e lambia os lábios, babando
Enquanto olhava seu lanche
Deixei uma bolsa na mesa dele uma noite
Um sanduíche de ovo cru e quando o Faminto deu uma mordida
ele teve que
Vomitar, uh vomitar, a'vomitar
Chuck Biscuits, sempre pegavam ele comendo
na sala de aula
Composição: Todd Rundgren