Piss Aaron

Mijo Aaron

Piss Aaron

A gente pensa, eu e meu paiWe figure, my daddy and me
Que as coisas ainda são as mesmas, pareceThings are still the same, it seems
Como quando ele viveu isso na adolescência, na escolaAs when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school
Aaron era um júnior, da turma de '32Aaron was a junior, the class of '32
A mamãe chamava ele de anjo,His momma called him angel,
mas todo mundo sabia que ele era obut everybody knew he was the
Rei, o rei do nojoKing king, the gross out king
Chamavam ele de Mijo AaronThey called him Piss Aaron
Sempre pegavam ele mijando no corredorThey always caught him pissin' in the hall
Mijo Aaron, ele nunca recusava quando a natureza chamavaPiss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called

O Larry burro da sala 9Dumb Larry from homeroom 9
Mantinha seu armário cheio de ervasKept his locker full of weeds
Só pra satisfazer sua vontade de fumar e seu amor pelo fogoJust to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire
Foi a um jogo e soltou uma bomba fedorenta nas arquibancadasWent to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers
O técnico, a líder de torcida, eThe coach, the cheer leader, and
o professor de química, e othe chem teacher, and the
Reitor, duh reitor, estava atrásDean dean, duh dean dean was after
Do Larry burro, sempre pegavam ele fumando no banheiroDumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john
Larry burro, você nunca teria sentido falta deleDumb Larry, you never would have missed him
quando ele sumiuwhen he's gone

Chuck Biscuits, conservador e enroladorChuck Biscuits, conservative-jive
O maior porco de toda a escolaThe biggest pig in all the school
Ele sentava e lambia os lábios, babandoHe would sit and smack his lips and drool
Enquanto olhava seu lancheas he eyed your lunch
Deixei uma bolsa na mesa dele uma noiteI left a bag in his desk one night
Um sanduíche de ovo cru e quando o Faminto deu uma mordidaA raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite
ele teve quehe had to
Vomitar, uh vomitar, a'vomitarUp chuck, uh up up-chuck, a'pukin'
Chuck Biscuits, sempre pegavam ele comendoChuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin'
na sala de aulain the class