Why Am I Anxious

I just woke up
Should I drink water and stretch? (No, no)
I'm gonna drink three cups of coffees
And smoke a cigarette instead

And then I'll go on social media
Until it's dinner time
Yeah, smoke some weed and then I'll binge eat
Then I got a little time to complain online

I'm anxious
Why is God doin' this to me?
Ooh, it's a mystery
What could it be?
Possibly it's all your apathy

Why am I anxious?
I would try to do anything
To make my life feel better
Except anything that makes my life feel better

Hey, baby
I'm self-aware
I got that Headspace app
Because I care

All the talk in the world
Don't mean shit
If just like this guy
You're a hypocrite

Who you callin' hypocrite?
I'm a fucking martyr
I've given up sugar
And no milk products either

Still feel anxious
It's just not fair
For someone like me
So self-aware

You're not self-aware
You're a big dumb fuck
With a dumb fuck face
And now you're outta luck

If you're so smart
Why am I sad?
Because twice a week
You get on the bags

Well, maybe it's that (it's definitely that)
Do I need more hugs? (Stop takin' drugs)
I guess we'll never know for sure
Yes, we will, motherfucker, it's because

Why am I anxious?
You only sleep four hours a night
Ah, why am I anxious?
You never ever eat right

Ah, that was rhetorical
Then why did you just
Post a photo of yourself
Without a shirt on and the caption
Can anybody tell me

Why am I anxious?
Why is God doin' this to me?
Even though I ask
I don't want to know
I want to get better
But slow

Why am I anxious?
I know what's good for me
Except everything
Oh
I think that could be it
Anxious