Mr McGrottom

Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom

Instead of two eyes
He's just got one
It sticks out of the middle
Of his round white bum
He looks really hot
When he wears a blue tie
It really complements
His large brown eye

If he drops a fart
Everybody knows
Cause it burst right out
Where he oughtta have a nose
His face squirts poo
And his arse spurts spew
It makes him really sad
And he dunno what to do!

Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom

Some people say
That he comes from outta space
All we know is that
He's got an anus for a face
Men are from Mars
And women are from Venus
And Mr. McGrottom's
Gotta nose for a penis

When he goes out
He sometimes cracks a fart
So he's always gotta go
Out with a hat
But it's hard to put it in
When you're built all weird
And you got pubic hair
Where you should have a beard

Mr. McGrottom
It's no fuckin' joke
That I'm a great bloke
I'm just a special case
With an anus for a face
I'd really like a bitch
But I guess it's too rough
Cause when I try and kiss 'em
I end up chewin' muff!

We understand
God has just dealt you
A very cruel hand
You may be a dickhead
But you're nobody's fool
Mr. McGrottom
We think you're cool!

Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom
Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head
And a head for a bottom