The Day The Bass Player Took Over The World

O Dia Que os Baixistas Tomaram Conta do Mundo

The Day The Bass Player Took Over The World

O dia foi bem sutil, tudo na tranquilidade,The day was very subtle, everything was low-key,
O céu estava tão nublado que mal dava pra ver,The sky it was so overcast that you could barely see,
E tudo desacelerou pra uma frequência mais lenta,And everything slowed down to a slower frequency,
O dia que os baixistas tomaram conta do mundo.The day the bass players took over the world.
Bom, eles saíram em massa de sinfonias, orquestras e bandas,Well, they came pouring out of symphonies, orchestras and bands,
E de todo tipo de grupo que já foi conhecido pelo homem,And every other kind of combo that was ever known to man,
E embora tenha sido espontâneo, parecia bem planejado,And although it was spontaneous, you'd think it was quite planned,
O dia que os baixistas tomaram conta do mundo.The day the bass players took over the world.
Agora, um dia os baixistas decidiram se revoltar,Now one day the bass players, they decided to uprise,
Estavam cansados de serem coadjuvantes dos outros caras.They were tired of being sidemen to all those other guys.
Então sequestraram a seção de metais,So they kidnapped the horn section,
Colocaram drogas na bebida do baterista,They put drugs in the drummer's drink,
E amarraram todos os guitarristasAnd they tied up all the guitar players
Com suas cordas flat-wound enormes.With their big ol' flat-wound strings.
E naquele dia o mundo finalmente foi libertado,And on that day the world it was finally set free,
Todas as criaturas se juntaram e interagiram sem se preocupar,All the creatures they hung out together and interacted fretlessly,
E o ar começou a vibrar com uma sonoridade tão profunda,And the air began to vibrate with such a deep tonality,
O dia que os baixistas tomaram conta do mundo.The day the bass players took over the world.