Exhaust Rites

I hold the power
(Power)
And I hold the key
(Key)
The car was my creation
(Creation)
And sex is my manifestation

I am the whisper in the night
Go and divorce your wife
A ghost of 200 years past
Now go and find a car real fast

Oh, carry on my legacy
As you fuck that car rapidly
Rise from my grave as you scream my name
Car sex, sixth sense
I am carl Benz

He's a master of the car's invention
I'm the master of semen retention
I died as you lived
Sex with cars

Spirit, oh, come to me
Four-wheeled auto fantasy
Audi, Porsche, Honda too
If it goes forward
I will screw

Faster, faster everyday
How does sex work anwyay?
1885 now the sex drive is in overdrive

Now go, my son, and feel the power of the automobile
You must be fast
You must be strong
You must now possess the power
To be faster than sex

19th century
Let your penis free

I am the whisper in the night
Go and divorce your wife
I'm a ghost of 200 years past
Now go and find a car real fast

Oh, carry on my legacy
As you fuck that car rapidly
Rise from my grave as you scream my name
Car sex, sixth sense
I am carl Benz

Now go fuck that car

Oh, carry on my legacy
Master of invention
As you fuck that car rapidly
Semen retention
My grave as you scream my name
Car sex, sixth sense
I am carl Benz

Summoned by the great warlock, John Lexus
It's time to turn the key
I fuck again

Convert this

Now is the time to heed my call
Leave your wife before nightfall
Spirit within the headlights
Resurrected by the exhaust rights

(Only the Volkswagen rabbit made it)
(It's the best car in the world for under 350 dollars)
(You gotta fuck it to believe it)