Mama Knows Best

My psychic won't return my call
My magic 8 ball reads hazy
All of my friends have gone crazy
Can't trust a gut of alcohol

My hearts a wild cannonball- what can I follow?
My dreams are bouncing off the wall
Which one is waldo?
My head is hollow
My only goal for tomorrow is to remember which pill I swallow

Mama knows best but she's all the way in the kitchen
I can't remember, what does mama always say?
I never listen
I never listen

I flipped a coin, I rolled the dice
I rock, paper, scissors- tied
My cards are conflicting, I've drawn far too many times
Can't decipher the picture in the crystal, still, I scry
Why must I make up my mind?
Time decides my life

Mama knows best but she's all the way in the kitchen
I can't remember, what does mama always say?
I never listen
I never listen

My horoscope is vague
The ouijia wouldn't sway till someone persuaded
It evaded: You'll find the way
Too scatterbrained to meditate
Too complacent to learn from past mistakes

My mentors been arrested for immoral misdirection
My therapist confessed he has a fetish for distress
The fortune cookie said it best
What you'll see is what you'll get

Mama knows best
Wish she just would give me permission
Give me a mission
My angel and my devil always are in opposition
I'm in no condition to pick a position
Live in avolition

Mama knows best
If I just had her intuition instead of superstition
I can't remember, what does mama always say?
I never listen
I never listen