Captain Caught Me On The Holodeck
Captain caught me on the holodeck
With a blaster in my hand
He looked so mad
I thought I was out of the band
I was trying to think of something to say
But my R2 unit gave me away
And the captain looked at me and said,
"We're a Star Trek band
Put the f****** blaster away"
Harrumph
Captain caught me on the holodeck
With a light saber in my hand
I knew right then I was in for a red shirt reprimand
I was trying to think of something to say
But my Vader helmet gave me away
And the captain looked at me and said,
"You can't use the force
Put the f****** light saber away"
Harrumph
Captain caught me on the holodeck
With my Jabba in hand
And a fist full of Vaseline, all covered in sand
I was trying to think of something to say
But the naked Leah gave me away
And The Captain looked at me and said,
"Get the f*** off the holodeck
I'm about to get laid"
Harrumph
Capitão Me Pegou No Holodeck
Capitão me pegou no holodeck
Com um blaster na mão
Ele parecia tão bravo
Achei que tinha sido expulso da banda
Eu tentava pensar em algo pra dizer
Mas meu R2 me entregou
E o capitão olhou pra mim e disse,
"Nós somos uma banda de Star Trek
Guarda esse f****** blaster"
Harrumph
Capitão me pegou no holodeck
Com um sabre de luz na mão
Eu sabia naquele momento que ia levar uma bronca de camisa vermelha
Eu tentava pensar em algo pra dizer
Mas meu capacete do Vader me entregou
E o capitão olhou pra mim e disse,
"Você não pode usar a força
Guarda esse f****** sabre de luz"
Harrumph
Capitão me pegou no holodeck
Com meu Jabba na mão
E um punhado de Vaselina, todo coberto de areia
Eu tentava pensar em algo pra dizer
Mas a Leia pelada me entregou
E o capitão olhou pra mim e disse,
"Sai do holodeck, caralho
Estou prestes a transar"
Harrumph