Captain Caught Me On The Holodeck

Capitão Me Pegou No Holodeck

Captain Caught Me On The Holodeck

Capitão me pegou no holodeckCaptain caught me on the holodeck
Com um blaster na mãoWith a blaster in my hand
Ele parecia tão bravoHe looked so mad
Achei que tinha sido expulso da bandaI thought I was out of the band

Eu tentava pensar em algo pra dizerI was trying to think of something to say
Mas meu R2 me entregouBut my R2 unit gave me away
E o capitão olhou pra mim e disse,And the captain looked at me and said,
"Nós somos uma banda de Star Trek"We're a Star Trek band
Guarda esse f****** blaster"Put the f****** blaster away"

HarrumphHarrumph

Capitão me pegou no holodeckCaptain caught me on the holodeck
Com um sabre de luz na mãoWith a light saber in my hand
Eu sabia naquele momento que ia levar uma bronca de camisa vermelhaI knew right then I was in for a red shirt reprimand

Eu tentava pensar em algo pra dizerI was trying to think of something to say
Mas meu capacete do Vader me entregouBut my Vader helmet gave me away
E o capitão olhou pra mim e disse,And the captain looked at me and said,
"Você não pode usar a força"You can't use the force
Guarda esse f****** sabre de luz"Put the f****** light saber away"

HarrumphHarrumph

Capitão me pegou no holodeckCaptain caught me on the holodeck
Com meu Jabba na mãoWith my Jabba in hand
E um punhado de Vaselina, todo coberto de areiaAnd a fist full of Vaseline, all covered in sand

Eu tentava pensar em algo pra dizerI was trying to think of something to say
Mas a Leia pelada me entregouBut the naked Leah gave me away
E o capitão olhou pra mim e disse,And The Captain looked at me and said,
"Sai do holodeck, caralho"Get the f*** off the holodeck
Estou prestes a transar"I'm about to get laid"

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